me before showering: i don’t want to shower
me once in the shower: i live here now
Hillary 2016
WOMEN HAVE SEEN THIS COMING FOR YEARS
BOBBY NEWPORT HAS NEVER HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIFE
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“It can just get really boring watching heterosexual people, whether you’re gay or not. It’s boring, particularly when the woman is the object of desire rather than the agent of desire. That’s what we’ve been spoon-fed - that the woman is the object of the male subjectivity, of his desire and passion. Oh, I’m bored of that. Really bored.“ - Rachel Weisz
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When game devs put Easter eggs in the game menu…
The game is Ghost 1.0 and after the last box of “I’m getting sick of you” it kicks you out to the desktop.
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Honestly, I think the reason media with younger audiences tends to be labeled as “cringe” is because young people approach their interests with an earnest excitement that adults find disquieting and uncomfortable. No, the Proper and Adult way to do things is to be alienated from your own emotions and approach everything with a disaffected irony, because god forbid you have a Genuine Emotion.
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